Sunday, March 23, 2014

14. The Northern Pacific Goldline Express

The Dust-driven engine clanked and hummed, its wheels churning up the tracks a good bit faster than Lappeus was comfortable with, but he affected a pose of nonchalance in the club car. While the three-car train with its specialized engine certainly made travel between the city and the mining towns far easier, the tall pines zipping past the windows troubled the former constable more than he would ever admit. Not so his boss. Herr Founder Villard lounged in a vast easy chair, swirling his scotch in a crystal glass before having another swig of it, as if before his own hearth in the parlor of his mansion on Pittock Hill.

Villard Hill, Lappeus corrected himself silently. Though all Concordians older than the Cataclysm tended to use the original designations for places, after the fire and the rebuilding, their generous benefactor was persistent in encouraging people to use names which better reflected the city’s rebirth. Lappeus remembered when it had been the Pittock Mansion, but when the City Council decreed the grand castle of a home the official residence of their newly elected leader, Villard renamed it almost as fast as he’d moved in. Lappeus smiled, recalling that election. First one was easy. Everyone loved him, the grand old bastard, investing so much in rebuilding the city. After that, all he had to do was pay for the booze and the muscle. Lappeus had been instrumental in directing the many voting press gangs in subsequent elections.

“Vat causes such an enigmatic smile, James?”

Lappeus glanced over at his employer. Villard’s white mustache stretched ear to ear in a cheerful smile, his eyes bright, cheeks rosy in the lamplight of the car. Damn if the sumbitch don’t always look like Santa Claus without his red hat, Lappeus thought, and his own smile turned to a grin. He tossed back the last of his glass and held it up for a refill. The coolie attendant plucked the glass from his fingers and in seconds replaced it full of smooth scotch, then stepped back to stand at the ready by the bar. Traveling with Villard on the Goldline route did have its perks. “Oh, just thinkin’ about election season comin’ up soon,” Lappeus drawled. The car jostled a bit as he drank, and he pulled a silk handkerchief from his pocket to dab his graying beard.

Villard chuckled. “Indeed it is. Do you haff sufficient men to attend ze polls zis year?” He beckoned for a cigar, giving Lappeus a questioning look.

Lappeus held up a hand to indicate he was fine, and carefully pondered the query. “I believe so. Are we runnin’ the Voting Train again this year?” Giving the loggers the day off, and a train with fully-stocked open bar to transport them to the city, had proved immensely successful. Lappeus hadn’t even needed the ballot-counters he’d hired at the office next to the depot; the drunken louts had unanimously voted to retain their liquorous benefactor as the Chief Officer of Concordia.

“Vy not? It seemed popular last time.” Villard puffed the rare tropical tobacco and watched the cloud slowly dissipate in the closed car. “I haff been remiss in thanking you, James. Vere it not for your keen attention, Humbert might have swindled me far more.”

Lappeus inclined his head. “Well, the Oro Fino didn’t get to be the finest variety establishment in Concordia through inattention to the books.”

Villard laughed. “You are a man of many talents! Saloonkeeper, theatre impresario, gambler und pimp...und now ze best lieutenant I haff ever had.”

Lappeus pretended to be insulted, pointing the hand holding his drink at his boss. “Henry, you wound me! I far prefer the term ‘consort coordinator.’” He grinned at Villard’s continuing chuckles, then turned serious. “I am glad you’re gonna take a look at the books. I’m not entirely sure I estimated the whole dollar amount of the little bastard’s perfidy accurately.” Less than a week ago, Lappeus had confirmed his suspicions of embezzling in the St Helens camp, when he’d compared the various ledgers detailing the operations of both the logging and mining efforts run by the Columbia Concordia Venture, major funnels of cash flow for the Northern Pacific empire. The regional accounts manager, one Berthold Humbert, had been skimming profits before turning them over to the monthly collection agent. Lappeus was still annoyed that the agent, Smythe, hadn’t noticed any discrepancies. He suspected Smythe had been bribed. Ah, well, he’ll talk soon enough. Been hung up in the trees for, what, fourteen hours now? He checked his watch. Fifteen. I’ll have Fitzit and Groom haul him down tomorrow morning and see what he has to say for himself. Of course, it was possible the agent simply wasn’t bright enough to catch on, and in that case, he ought to be replaced anyway.

Villard nodded. “Ze Helens mine is our top producer right now. Of course I am happy to take a look.” He puffed thoughtfully on the cigar. “Vat did you do vit Humbert?”

Surprised, Lappeus shrugged. His boss rarely asked for details after an order was given to “take care of” a business matter. “Took him by kraken over the smokin’ crater atop the mountain an’ dropped him in.”

Villard seemed keenly interested. “Did he break, or burn?”

“Looked like he burned afore he even hit the magma.”

“Vitnesses?”

Lappeus grinned again. “Of course. His secretary.”

Villard nodded, satisfied. “Goot.” The terrified clerk would be extra careful in his daily tallies from now on, and might even whisper warnings to whomever Villard appointed as the new accountant. Noting his lieutenant’s shifting in his chair, Villard said, “Ve vill pause to inspect ze engine bearings at Yale Camp. Time enough to stretch your legs there before ve head up ze mountain.”

Lappeus agreed with a nod. The conversation turned to whoring. Villard enjoyed stories from the back rooms of the Oro Fino Variety Hall almost as much as Lappeus enjoyed telling them. It was one of many mutual interests. Lappeus had stashed some prime flesh in the servants’ car, knowing Villard would want a bedwarmer or two during their stay at the lodge.

When the train slowed for its scheduled route inspection at the tiny station at the south end of Yale Lake, Lappeus noticed a clerk running up to the car door even before it stopped. He joined the Northern Pacific guardsman at the door, one hand gently touching his six-shooter on his hip beneath his coat. Dust-pistols might be all the rage, but the former professional gambler preferred the accuracy of his old Colt. The young man who breathlessly asked to speak to Mr Villard wore a telegraph operator’s cap. Lappeus relaxed, and stepped down from the car, forcing the clerk to back up. Villard disembarked, and took in the scene at a glance. “Vat is ze matter?”

“Oh, sir, Mr Villard, sir – there’s an urgent telegraph for you from Concordia!”

“Let me haff it.” The clerk immediately placed a small note in the Founder’s broad hand. Lappeus waited, amused by the clerk’s nervous wringing of his cap. Poor kid’s probably never even spoken to his boss before. That’s right, kid. You’d best be respectful.

Villard frowned, eyes still on the paper. “What’s the problem?” Lappeus asked.

Villard answered slowly. “James...I zink perhaps best if you stay here.” He looked at the telegraph clerk. “Send word to Rubgelt. Tell him Lappeus vill deal vit it. Und send an order to ze railyards, to at once ready ze Goldline Number Two und come vit all speed here to pick up Mr Lappeus. Go.” The young man mangled a salute, not sure whether to do it with his cap off or on, then ran stumbling back to his office.

Lappeus glanced around at the tiny station, displeasure growing in his belly. Get off here? Return to Concordia? Christ, that’ll be another three hours hangin’ about this Nowhere Depot ‘til the next train arrives. The sky appeared more overcast than usual, portending chilling rain, and the Yale Camp Station was barely a log cabin and a plank platform.

Villard took him by the shoulder and they walked alongside the cars while the engineer supervised the Dustcrafter mechanics checking the moving gears of the burner array. “I know vee vere looking forward to some good steak by ze fire at Helens Camp, my friend, but I fear zis is important enough to send you back.” Lappeus waited, chafing at the thought of less pleasant orders than showing his boss the crooked ledgers in the comfort of the mountain lodge. Villard glanced around once to make sure no one was within hearing, and said quietly, “You recall zat matter of ze missing element from ze Crater?”

“I thought we’d decided it was lost?” Lappeus asked, surprised.

Villard cut the misty air with one hand. “Nein. My operative returned to ze city a few days ago. He reported zat ze Krakenpilot of ze expedition vas unnaturally close to Autumnson...and ze last sighting we had of ze kraken, it vas badly wounded but flying nort’vest. Since ze element vas not recovered from ze crash site at ze Crater...”

“How in the hell did they lose a kraken?” Lappeus muttered, disgusted.

Villard shrugged. “Their orders vere to examine ze remains of ze expedition fully. Vit hostiles in ze area, zey did not haff resources to pursue ze wounded beast, vich vas spotted during ze journey out. However, its description matched zat of ze expedition ship, und since Autumnson may haff been alerted by some misstep of ze agents vit him...”

Lappeus snorted. “Never figure how anyone can tell the damn monsters apart. Just a bunch a’ wigglin’ tentacles and ugly eyeballs, all of ‘em.” He considered the possibilities. “You really think it made it home? Without anyone noticing?”

Villard began counting items off on his fingers. “Autumnson vas perhaps, shall ve say, involved vit ze Krakenpilot, who is also missing. Three days ago, ven I visisted Autumnson’s sister to see if perhaps her brutter had tried to send her ze element by Carrier, who should I find zere but Dr Vonken. Vonken vas several times seen in ze company of Autumnson before ze expedition departed.”

“Vonken...the surgeon Coldspark. He started that petition for factory safety standards,” Lappeus recalled. His dark brows bunched in a deep scowl. His men had persuaded the other major backers of the reform drive to let it die, but Vonken had thrown out the agent who’d attempted to bribe him. “Yeah, I remember him. Didn’t know he was involved with the element thing.”

“He may not be. But someting is afoot. He has been visiting ze Autumnson home. Last night I had Rubgelt search his laboratory. Zey had Letriver vit zem but found nutting.”

Lappeus nodded, his thoughts following his employer’s easily. “You think maybe Autumnson sent the element to his house, and Vonken is working with it there to evade detection?”

“Possibly. He has erected a quarantine. Unfortunately, zat may not be a bluff.”

Lappeus shook his head, partly in admiration. “Coldsparks don’t catch plagues, do they? Slick. Very slick. But what about Autumnson’s family? A sister, you said? Have there been any sightings of the kraken or the Pilot?”

“Someting killed vun of my best spies at zat house,” Villard said grimly, “und neitter Vonken nor ze sister vere zere at ze time. Possibly it vas vun of Vonken’s constructs, but who knows? No vun has seen a vounded kraken or any sign of its Pilot, so zey may simply haff just gone to ground, or died on ze way home. But I vant you to look into every connection to Mikael Autumnson. Every angle. I do not trust Vonken.”

Lappeus nodded. The engine whistle blew. “I’ll take care of it,” he assured Villard.

The old man smiled and patted his shoulder. “You alvays do. Thank you, James.” They walked back to the door of the club car, passing the bunk car where the steward could be seen through the windows, making up the sumptuous beds in one of the well-appointed compartments. Lappeus grimaced. Dusk was near, and he’d much rather have spent the hours afterward rolling in his bunk with one of the young ladies he’d brought along especially for this trip. The thought of Villard spending his energy atop the little lotus flower instead of him soured the taste of fine liquor remaining on his tongue, but there was nothing to be said about it. Villard needed him to go take care of what might be a serious situation, and Lappeus excelled at such assignments. There would be other little Chinese girls. Hell, they were practically a dime a dozen in Chinatown. He shook his boss’s hand as Villard paused at the steps. “If there’s aught goin’ on in that house, Henry, I’ll root it out.”

“I haff every confidence in you, old friend.” Villard smiled. “Zis should not take me more zan a few days to sort out. Oh, und James...” He looked back from the doorway of the train car. “Draw yourself an extra bottle from ze storeroom. I vill telegraph from Yale Camp to autorize it.”

Mollified, Lappeus nodded, and tapped his hat in salute as the train pulled out. In mere minutes it accelerated to cruising speed, disappearing up the line, into the thick forests of the mountain’s lower slopes. Lappeus strode into the station, plopped into a seat by a broad plate window, and called loudly for service. A barmaid rushed from the back area, and in broken English asked what he wished to drink. Lappeus ordered a shot and a beer, eyeing the shapely rear of the young woman and the pretty way her long black braid swung when she hurried off to fulfill his request.

Maybe a few hours’ wait isn’t such a bad deal. Idly, he fingered the badge upon his vest, the colors of the Northern Pacific Concordia Division recognized anywhere in Columbia as signifying its wearer was authorized to do, or take, whatever was needed.


James Lappeus knew exactly what he needed right now, and felt no guilt in taking her.

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